If Oscar the Grouch could see these outfits, he'd finally climb out of that garbage can.
But that's where these latest Sesame Street Halloween costumes may end up after October 31.
We're not sure Jim Henson and co had this merchandise in mind when they launched the beloved kids' show back in 1969.
Costume site Yandy has a range of skimpy new Sesame-themed outfits in varieties including Elmo, Bert and Ernie, Oscar the Grouch, Cookie Monster and Big Bird.
Look closely for the "I heart trash" on the back of the high-riding Oscar shorts.
Elmo's eyeballs say it all.
Open sesame! All your Sesame faves gone sexy.
Need some Halloween inspiration? Check out the dodgiest and funniest homemade Halloween costumes below:
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