Britney, we officially love you. Like, more than you ever loved Justin Timberlake ... or K-Fed, for that matter.
The X Factor USA judge continues to prove just why she commands a reported salary of $15 million to shatter the dreams of wannabe singers while finding "the next big thing".
Watch her eyeballs convey real human drama after breaking the news to a contestant that it's over, red rover.
It's six seconds of Britney's greatest acting effort since Crossroads.
Britney's talent for wacky facial expressions has made this season of The X Factor USA must-see television, as evidenced in the video below. Someone offer her a gig on The Young and the Restless!
Meanwhile, Britney is said to be getting into shape to "dazzle with her outfits and her body on the live finals" of the show, The Sunday Miror reports.
The same newspaper also claims the 30-year-old plans to marry her fiancé and manager Jason Trawick "within weeks".
Now that's really eye-popping news!
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