Russell Brand pretends he is gay to pick up chicks

Nov 13th, 2008
Nov 13th, 2008

Here's a hot pick-up tip for all you gents! UK funnyman Russell Brand has revealed that he uses an unusual tactic to get ladies in the sack - he pretends to be gay.

Don't laugh - Russ has managed to bag a long, long string of glamorous ladies in the past, including Aussie actress Teresa Palmer.

Something must be working for him - it sure can't be that hair.

"In spite of appearances, I'm a heterosexual male," Russell told David Letterman.

"Because I'm so well dressed, people think, 'He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.'

"That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue."

What a charmer!

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