For all his annoying trailer trash-ness, Kevin Federline, let's face it, used to be kinda hot. So what the hell is going on?
The former dancer and ex-husband of Britney Spears is using his celebrity dad status to launch a new career as a kid's fashion designer.
But more interesting to us is the fact that he has totally ballooned lately.
We guess juggling Spears toddlers doesn't leave much time for maintaining his ex-hot bod.
He's also thinking of credit-crunched dads everywhere when he puts his kiddie clothing line together, saying that with the current state of the economy, people shouldn't be playing "mucho dollars" for a pair of jeans these days.
"You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone," he explained.
Dad's the word: Kevin dresses up son Sean Preston - and your kid is next