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Khloé: Happy birthday to one of the most monotone chicks I've ever met. It's one of my favorite things about you!! Bible! Every single day I become more and more thankful for how many permanent God given best friends I have in my life.
            Kourt you are the yin to my yang, the Siegfried to my Roy, the Lucy to my Ricky, The Thelma to my Louise, the Wayne to my Garth, the Posh to my David, the sugar to my spice, the icing to my cake. 
            I cannot express how much I love you, respect you, admire you… You inspire me every day. I couldn't ask for a better big (little) sister. My life would be meaningless without ALL of you. So with every single birthday I am more and more appreciative that we get to spend another year together only strengthening our bond as soulmates every single one of us.
khloekardashian "Happy birthday to one of the most monotone chicks I've ever met. It's one of my favorite things about you!! Bible! Every single day I become more and more thankful for how many permanent God given best friends I have in my life. Kourt you are the yin to my yang, the Siegfried to my Roy, the Lucy to my Ricky, The Thelma to my Louise, the Wayne to my Garth, the Posh to my David, the sugar to my spice, the icing to my cake. I cannot express how much I love you, respect you, admire you… You inspire me every day. I couldn't ask for a better big (little) sister. My life would be meaningless without ALL of you. So with every single birthday I am more and more appreciative that we get to spend another year together only strengthening our bond as soulmates every single one of us."

Madonna thinks she looks "fat" in this dress

May 4th, 2011
Madonna at the MET Ball
May 4th, 2011

Oh hells no! If Madonna thinks she looks fat ever then we might as well all ditch our macrobiotic diets and have a pizza picnic on our yoga mats because there's obviously no such thing as thin any more.

The Material Girl wore this lovely Stella McCartney frock to the MET Ball on Monday, but when asked what she thought of the design, she confessed to reporters, “I feel fat in my dress.”

Ex-friend turned arch-enemy Gwyneth Paltrow was also at the event and was also wearing Stella McCartney, prompting some conspiracy-loving bloggers to speculate that there was some bitchiness at play.

Perhaps Madonna thought Gwyneth got the better frock? Or perhaps she wanted to punish Stella for designing for the enemy. Accusing a designer of making you look fat has got to be one of the worst insults imaginable in that industry, right?

Check out Gwyneth, Stella and others in our MET Ball gallery...

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