Never before has a toddler's hair been so intensely scrutinised!
Everyone knows five-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a tomboy, and no one really cares …unless they're a tabloid editor.
The last time Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's little girl got a haircut, Life & Style magazine labelled her a "cross-dresser"! So now that the kid has opted for an even shorter crop, the same mag is totally flipping out about her supposed 'gender issues'.
"Brad's fears for Shiloh," the front cover gushes. "As Angelina cuts Shiloh's hair even shorter, Brad breaks down worrying that his little girl will be ridiculed."
Ah, so it's all Angelina's fault! And poor Brad 'broke down'? Shocking!
Of course, there aren't any quotes from Brad inside the mag… just a quote from one of Angelina's 'close friends' saying "It would crush Brad if one of his kids was picked on."
And then of course there's the word from the 'expert': "This is a culture where kids get picked on if they don't look like other kids," psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert tells the mag.
"Shiloh's already different - being the daughter of superstars - and she may already feel ostracised because of that."
What do you reckon, is a short haircut going to totally screw Shiloh up? And do you think Brad and Ange actually pay any attention to these kind of stories, or do they just laugh them off?