Well, you can't blame them for trying.
Ladies' mag Playgirl has made Prince Harry an offer he can refuse $1 million to get the crown jewels out a second time.
The British royal made headlines this week after a Las Vegas pool party got out of hand and his scandalous nude photos leaked online.
…And not surprisingly, there are big bucks on offer if he's willing to show more.
Playgirl publisher Vincent Stevens told E! his people were straight on the blower to Buckingham Palace after seeing the pics … but somehow we doubt anyone bothered to return their calls.
"I think what we all started to decide right away was just how much money the offers would go out for him," said Vincent. "There's no way in the world that he would ever consider this but you're talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat."
"He's a wild party guy," Vincent added. "He's appealing to a lot of people because, although he's from the royal family, there's sort of this untamed nature to him. I think that's something that's really attractive to our readers and to the general public. He can't be contained by the royal family. He's just a free spirit."