Jason London, who played Randall "Pink" Floyd in '90s teen comedy Dazed and Confused, was arrested on Sunday morning after allegedly punching a bouncer and soiling his pants in the back of a police car.
But it gets worse the police spoke to one of the bouncers involved in the fight who swore that Jason had sneezed on him, and that when he didn't apologise, Jason threw a punch at his face, according to TMZ’s police report.
The 40-year-old star of The Man on the Moon was then beaten up in the ensuing brawl.
According to TMZ, Jason was found bloodied on the street and ranted to the police when they arrested him.
"Guess what f----t? I f---ing love this. I f---ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf---ing famous actor! F---ing look me up, b----," he said.
"It smells like s--- in your car and your breath smells like diarrhoea," he continued.
"I told you I'm happy as s---."
According to the police report, Jason's wife Sofia said that "he's an a--hole when he drinks" but had no recollection of the event.
Jason took to Twitter yesterday to refute the allegations.
"Guys, the TMZ report is a total f---ing lie," he tweeted.
"I got jumped by three 250-pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes."
"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see," he continued.
"Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."
"Wait till you see the real pictures. I have a right orbital fracture and sinus fracture. The truth will win."
Wait, this mugshot isn't the real picture? Now we're really dazed and confused.